Trail’s End Cafe – Concord, MA

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Sarah

Trail’s End is a newer, smaller place than Helen’s that’s way nicer than what was here before. Also, the nail place above the Rite Aid in the same complex is owned and operated by a lovely group of ladies.

Trail’s End is pretty, but their selection is small and their prices higher than I’d like. What they have, though, is goddamn fucking delicious.

This is French Toast Bread Pudding. I have now died from glee.

This is Apple-Cinnamon Baked French Toast, which is essentially a drier bread pudding. I have now died from glee.

If you have read any other posts here you know of my extreme french toast problem, and thus would be unsurprised I barely glanced at the menu before settling on this. And then, when it arrived, it got better. I looooooove bread pudding. Carbs and sugar bitches! And this? This was the delicious lovechild of french toast and bread pudding if bread-based food reproduced like cats and so apple pie managed to get some genes in there. EAT THIS NOW.

This quiche is so tasty it basically jumps into your face unaided.

The generally have a selection of quiche, but Talls went for bacon and mushroom. Can you tell he has a Ph.D.? What can I say, I like my men brilliant. This quiche was the right texture, right amount salty, and packed with bacon and mushrooms. They tried to balance it with fresh fruit, but of course he and I balanced it with my meal instead. So they absolutely nailed both the sweet and the savory.

In conclusion, the food was great but as it’s not in my immediate area, has a smaller food selection, and costs more than most brunch places I don’t think I’ll be back a ton. Definitely worth a stop if you’re passing through though!

The Ball Square Cafe – Somerville, MA

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Sarah

Ball Square Cafe

Holy fuck there are lines at this place. There are so often lines there were fucking heaters in the awning above our line. The coffee is self serve even when you sit down partially to let line-standers drink coffee while they wait. If you hate lines this is not the brunch for you. On the plus side: this place has heaters and coffee for you when you stand in line, so as waiting outside for a table at a brunch place goes, it’s pretty damn comfortable. My little party of three waited for about 20 minutes for a table at 10:45am on a Sunday. We were attempting to arrive early to skip the wait when we did this, and were clearly utter fools. Ah well. Ball Square Cafe is small, but they apparently own a deli next door that was being used only for overflow seating when we went.

Seriously though, coffee in line!

I didn’t mind the line too much with my purple marshmallow coat, coffee, and lovely people to chat with. The wait also gave us time to decide what we were all going to have before we sat down, so we got our food pretty quickly. Our waitress was awesome and memorized my order when I told it to my friends so they could order for me while I ran to get a coffee refill.

I, as I am sure you are shocked to hear, went for the french toast. A pear and goat cheese french toast, to be exact. They have many delicious-sounding options, but I’ve never heard of a stuffing quite like this. The slices were ginormous and I only finished two of them. I completed the delicious meal with real maple syrup and bacon.

Those white lumps are Cool Whip. 😦 Not my store-bought whipped cream of choice.

My friends had the Eggs Benedict with Hash and the Caramelized Banana with Walnuts Belgian Waffle, which I sampled and were both lovely. Their eyes were a better size in comparison to their stomachs, so they were able to finish their meals. I, on the other hand, got to take my last slice home in an adorable container and relive this glorious experience as part of lunch on Monday.

So many noms, you guys.

I recommend this place unless you can’t deal with lines without whining constantly/breaking into hives/flipping the fuck out. They have a picture of one of their lines as a header on their website. A line is going to happen here. But for those who are willing to chat standing up for a bit, it will be well worth it.

The Madrona Tree – Arlington, MA

Posted on January 17, 2014 by Sarah

The Madrona Tree

I’d already been here for sandwiches and their great, made-on-the-spot sodas, but this fall they started including a breakfast/brunch menu and so I had to return. Seriously, this is the list of their standard sodas: blue-raspberry, raspberry-lime, lemon-lime, strawberry, strawberry-basil, and blackberry-mint. When I went for brunch, their seasonal option was maple. They had already earned a gold star with their drinks.

Red Sox French Toast

They have a good range of sweet and savory, and some very tasty twists on brunchy standards. They’re all Boston or Arlington themed as is so common here, but regardless they are good. The above contains apple, berry, cream cheese, and crumb topping. Also, all french toast comes with real syrup, and both the toasts and the pancakes can be made gluten free.

A scramble, a.k.a. egg-containing pile of food

Many of their dishes have a slight Mediterranean take on things due to the origins of the family who owns the place. I think they do a good job of making this work.

This lured me away from french toast. So worth it.

At other times they just go crazy with their variations on breakfast themes (this is an eggs Benedict variant) and those are super tasty as well. Those who prefer old standards will not be as happy here as those who want to branch out, but there are still options for the classic brunchers here and there.

It’s a little small so it fills up fast, but they do have a clip board so you can get in line on there instead of in person. During the summer they double their seating with some lovely tables outside that also get service.

Mike’s City Diner – Boston, MA

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Sarah

Do you need vast amounts of omelet in the South End of Boston and you’re willing to wait in line for great food? If so, Mike’s City Diner is the brunch niche for you. It has also been reported to me that their lunch on weekdays is grand, but I cannot speak to this. Brunch on the weekend here is breakfast only.

Mike’s serves you an amazing amount of food.

This is a SMALL serving.

The french toast is also delivered in the above stick/slab form, which is glorious. The white glob on the right is a plastic container filled with butter, which always upside down on your bread product for easy of application.

Mike’s specializes in the egg side of the breakfast spectrum, and if you like a wide array of omelets this is an excellent place to eat. They have their standards, like the Southender.

A gigantic classic.

And their specials, like the Cambridge.

Seriously, there’s an entire avocado on that thing.

Starch fiend that I am, I went for the belgian waffle buried under a pile of fresh fruit.

With real maple syrup on the side, of course.

That bacon in the background was also mine, since protein is an import part of starting one’s day. It was that thin, crispy, diner bacon, and it was excellent.

Mike’s always has a line because it’s so good and also rather small. The meals they serve are entirely worth the wait in my mind, but if you think lines are the worst thing ever then this may not be the joint for you. It’s not too bad especially if you go early, but at 11am on a Sunday my party of four sat in about 30 to 45 minutes. Really, just go by yourself and grab a counter space or have friends you can talk to for the extra time. You will be buried in delicious food and so glad you did.

Chelsea Royal Diner – West Brattleboro, VT

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Sarah

Chelsea Royal Diner

I’ll admit that I didn’t go too far out of my comfort zone when I went here: I saw French Toast Cinnamon Buns and there I stopped. They were amazing. Literally cinnamon buns cut in half and soaked in egg before being slapped on the griddle, they were every bit the sugar shock I was expecting. The bacon was crispy and the maple syrup was, of course, fantastically real. This was a special and may not be available now, but the omelets and poached eggs my companions had were also lovely. Basically everything breakfast here gets a thumbs up from me.

So tasty I forgot to take a picture.

There was very little wait when we were there, although it is a bit small so I imagine that happens during busier times. The waitstaff was fast moving and attentive, and the coffee is full-on diner. This place has been around for a while, but seems to have branched out and stepped up its food game from ten years ago. Everything they serve is local and fresh, and they will usually tell you exactly what farm in what town it hails from. There was a good mix of local regulars, families, and hip youngsters in attendance, and that speaks well of a place in my mind. They also had quite the dessert menu, and I feel strongly I’ll have to come back to experience this.

In conclusion, if you’re even vaguely in the area, get your ass to the Chelsea Royal and brunch it up.

Seriously good food.

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