Step One: make some bitchin’ crepes.

Step Two: fill crepes with red, white, and blue filling of goddamn deliciousness.

Bluebs. raspbs, and homemade whipped cream.

Step Three: also put in some fucking crazy fruit cheeses.

Goat cheese with cinnamon and cranberry, and wensleydale with apricot.

Step Four: observe your partner through a gigantic fossilized turtle shell.

Talls and this shell can both be found at the Harvard Museum of Natural History.

And that’s how you do a true fucking 4th of Jbrunch in B-town.