Spot Cafe in Watertown, MA

They don’t have a website so the above link goes to their Yelp page.

All other opinions of France aside, they make some goddamn fabulous breakfast foods. Spot Cafe has attempted to bring those tasty ass pastries to suburb town, Massachusetts, and succeeded well. Also, they covered a tiny space with teapots for decoration and sale. Cause why the fuck not?

In honor of this, I’m going to translate my entire post into French. Using the internet.  Maybe some other languages too. And then translate it back into English. May this fuckery add to your blog-consumption experience. The top paragraphs will be my original words, and the paragraph after the —– will be the translation garbled bullshit.  Have fun!

I like waffles. I like fresh strawberries. I like whipped cream. I like Nutella. Spot Cafe combined all these things perfectly, slapped them on a plate, and put them in front of me after serving me some lovely coffee. Appreciate them and their charmingly bitchy regular customers we got to over hear in the tiiiiiiiny space that is this restaurant.

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I like waffles. I love fresh strawberries. I want whipped cream. I love Nutella . Spot Cafe combination of all these things perfectly , slapped on a plate and put them in front of me , talk to me after some nice coffee. And charm regular customers appreciate bitch we hear in space tiiiiiiiny this restaurant.

talk to me after some nice coffee

Talls opted for an omelette full of tasty things like cheese and veggies, and it was everything it was promised to be. The home fries were also delicious and well seasoned. Since things like this hella tasty thing exists I have no fucking clue why one of the Yelp reviews is bitching about a lack of non-carb things. ALSO, why the fuck do you go to a French brunch place for dishes without bread products. FRANCE IS MADE OF BUNS YOU ASS.

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Toll opted for an omelette filled with tasty things like cheese and vegetables, and that was all it promised to be. The chips are tasty and well seasoned . Since things like Hella Good thing I do is Fuxing thought that one of the Criticisms Yelp is bittshing about a shortage of things - notch . Also, what the fuck - you go to a place of French Branch dishes without cakes. France buns you ass.

France buns you ass.

As you can see in the above picture I added bacon as a side, and Talls got his usual sausage. Or at least, he thought that was what he was going to get. He reported they were nummy despite looking like a kind of a disturbing-ass mess.

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As you can see in the picture above I added bacon as a group , and I 'm cuts his usual sausage . Or at least he thought that was what I was going to get . Nummy reported that although it seems a lot of the type of anxiety disorder - Oslo .

anxiety disorder – Oslo

In conclusion: good food, good coffee, good juice, teapots for sale. Nothing to do with Oslo.