Thinking over what other silly posts I could put together to make my brunch tattoo post less lonely, I decided to just start Google Image searching random shit along with the word “brunch.”  Somewhere fairly early on in this fuckery I looked for “brunch clothes.”  Mostly it was pictures of either glorified PJs or dresses so fancy I wouldn’t wear them to a black tie event in case they got ruined.  What would I wear to my next white tie ball?  Can you believe there’s such a thing as fucking white tie?  That seriously feels like cosplay to me, it’s so alien.  Anyway, back to brunch.

Somewhere in my scrolling, I saw this shirt:

They’re such good friends they want to be masticated together.

And clicked the link.  And found this page:

I shouldn’t be surprised, but I really am.  And pretty amused.  So if you need something to go with your bazillion dollar dress, please slap on one of these tees to protect it from syrup drips.